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Fuck-Positive

A better way of saying "I'd joyfully disassemble her"
The girl in the left is so-so but her friend is absolutely fuck-positive.
by Shadowrack June 28, 2007
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False Positive

A spurious ping on the gaydar. Those utterly heterosexual folks who consistently (and generally unknowingly) trip queer folks into thinking they are also gay or lesbian.

Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual men who are

1) faintly swishy in behaviour or
2) well-groomed and attired or
3) remarkably toned and muscular or
4) wearing a luxurious mustache along with a military fade haircut
may all end up as false positives.

Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual women who are

1) faintly masculine in behaviour or haircut
2) prone to sensible shoes or flat-heeled boots
3) often in charge
4) not drowned in cosmetics
5) softball players
may all end up as false positives.

The term carries no pejorative weight. Gaydar is a finely-calibrated instrument, can be easily thrown off, and no blame is assigned either to the hapless straight or to the wondering queer when a false positive is discovered.

(slang term, queer subculture, noun)
"Look, Martha, I know Betty's a hot softball coach, but she's married and monogamous and straight. Give it up. She's just a false positive."
by Miselaineous October 19, 2009
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Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.
-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.
by Saurabh August 24, 2018
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I'm HIV positive

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.
Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.
by OMGary March 15, 2008
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Body Positive

"We used to encourage morbidly obese people to exercise and watch their diet, now we're supposed to smile and support their Body Positive Tumblr blog".
Healthy at Every Size Who are you kidding obese
by The Drifter Elias Sampson January 25, 2018
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Nut positive

When getting a nut outweighs the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut negative
I know she’s ugly, but I would say it was an overall nut positive .
by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017
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