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Poster Nutbag

Fictious character created by Trey Anastasio in the Jam Band Phish.
Poster Nutbag, the evil cat, stared down Harpua. . .AND THE COMET SLAMS INTO JUPITER. . .(crowd goes wild)
by Barbara Donelan May 14, 2004
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pooted

when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself
damn girl you pooted
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.
Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.
by ueiee December 15, 2008
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postemptive

After the fact. A measure taken in response to something which has already happened. Shutting the barn door after the horse has escaped. The opposite of preemptive.
"Would it seem postemptive if I wrote a letter of resignation?"
"They fired you last week."
"Yeah, well..."
by Monkey's Dad March 11, 2020
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professional poster

a person whose job is making posts at online forums.

some professional posters are paid by the forum owner to bring traffic to the website. others simply post for attention.

professional posters usually works for low wages, have drinking or drug problem, frequent craigslist for male and/or female companions.

a professional poster is also a power poster.
"posting is all I have, I am a professional poster."
by picoman April 1, 2009
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Halocrombie & Postel

The act of wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.
Kid in the hallway of school: Hey, that's some nice clothes you are wearing, where do you shop? "Halocrombie & Postel"?

You: ....What?

Kid: Haha nothing, its just because you are wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

You: Oh yeah haha.
by TruePlayer91 December 13, 2010
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Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Insta: g_ferrara21 for example
Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019
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