Playing Possum

Playing Possum or To Play Possum is to pretend as if you are asleep or dead.

"When ever my parents come to my room to check on me late at night I'm usually playing possum."

by MiniMillyMonster March 5, 2015

playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

playing fuck fuck

Screwing around, wasting time; a general mis-use of time.

Jerry to co-workers: "I ain't got time to be sittin' around playing fuck fuck!"

by wibruk September 4, 2008

Playing DJ

(v) Slang for female masturbation.

Don't bother me, I'm playing DJ.

by Bone June 17, 2004

Palringo Syndrome

A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the instant messenger Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain, carpal tunnel syndrome, sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and sleep deprivation.

It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.

Billy has developed Palringo Syndrome. We never see him anymore.

by Skysentinels January 12, 2013

Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

Like playing with fux.

When your teammates in a game fail.

God damn they got tempest again and our warbeast can't farm boots for 20mins. It's like playing with fux.

by koralama January 27, 2010