pull up a pew

Ocka/Australian slang, used in conversation to ask the person to "have a seat.

"how you going?"
"Pull up a pew and have a gander"

by Mistress Temptest June 10, 2008

pepe le pew

When a gals juices have trickles down over her anus, and then she farts, spraying her man with a 'mist like' cloud.

While relaxing on the bed after eating out my girlfriend, she pepe le pew'd on my leg!

by Nix7080 November 4, 2006

Banana Pew Pew

A game to be played in school with friends or other acquaintances that play. Created by Patrick Keough and Andrew Terenzi.

RULES OF GAME PLAY!

1. Form a gun with your hand.
2. Repeat the word "banana" to reload the gun.
3. Repeat the words "pew pew" to fire the gun.
4. You can say "banana pew pew" as fast as you can or want, as long as it isn't mumbled words.
5. If you are shot, you are out until the end of the current round.
6. A new round starts every time the school bell rings. New rounds can not be started until the bell rings.
7. Have fun and enjoy the game.

FACT: This game has spread throughout many cities in the United States. ORIGINATED IN MALDEN, MASSACHUSETTS at Malden High School.

HAVE FUN!

*Bell rings for the next period/class/lunch period to start*

You see a friend who also plays walking down the hall...

You: BANANA PEW PEW!
Friend: Aww, damn!

by B.P.D. of M.H.S. January 15, 2010

Amen Pew

A pew at the front of the church where the people who arrogantly believe themselves to be the most devout sit. They are the first to say "Amen!" in response to everything the Pastor says. Coined, or at least popularized by musician Ray Stevens in the song Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

Of course she agreed with the Pastor about that - she sits in the Amen Pew every Sunday.

by bob_johnson March 21, 2022

J-Pew

Someone who lacks the general personality to deserve a real nickname. The pew sound usually solicits an aggressive response from the J-Pew driving him into an angry rage.

person 1: hey J-Pew
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR

by FilipinoDriftKing October 18, 2011

Education pew pew man

A kindergarden school shooter

Lil' Timmy:Mom! Johnny became an education pew pew man and pew'd all my friends!

by shyguy1824 February 9, 2018

Pepé le Pew

Pepé le Pew is when a male is having anal sex with a female, and the female farts on his penis. For homosexuality, see Stinky Pete.

So I was fucking Sophie in the ass, and she Pepé le Pew'd me.

by Gregg Swanson August 5, 2006