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penicillin money

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.
Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.
by gnostic1 August 6, 2011
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penilemouthimplant

the act of getting a penis rammed down your throat.
by Tasha January 13, 2004
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penilized

penilized means to be 'screwed' or 'fucked' whether you liked it or not
Why should this group get away with the same things other groups were penilized for?
by word warlock October 2, 2010
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Penile region

Harry: My penile region is really hairy

Sharlene: Well you should shave it bitch
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Penicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone with your massive man member. No harm is bestowed upon hector the cave inspector, only the victim he chose in inspect to vigorously. The penis is found not guilty if the corpse has been proven to be dead prior to the act. Upon dismissal, the offender will be convicted of necrophilia.
If you kill some one with your cock is it considered Penicular Manslaughter?
by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008
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penile instrument

Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner
She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.
by bastubes December 11, 2007
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Penile Tissue

Penile Tissue can be either:

1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.
Zaid: What is up?
Fares: PENILE TISSUE (With a childish voice).
by godog December 23, 2009
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