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Hoe Paint

The make-up that is left on your clothes from a female stripper, after a close table dance or VIP lap dance.
After leaving the club, Bob noticed his jeans were covered in hoe paint from his favorite stripper Lexus.
by Inhotwater May 30, 2006
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paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.
Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..
by Paul April 21, 2007
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gay as paint

Gay as Paint is a bygone term that originally was used to describe something that had been painted in bright vivid colors (when gay meant bright, vivacious and sparkling before its association with homosexuals). Thus, to be gay as paint meant something was as "gay (bright) as paint...made it possible"

Jacqueline Onassis has been quoted using that term to describe Truman Capote. In a conversation she had with Joan Kennedy, the latter asked if Capote was gay... Jackie replied, "He's so gay, he's gay as paint." By then the term had morphed to describe flamboyant homosexuals in a tongue-in-cheek nod to the reframing of gay as a homosexual term.
"He's so gay, he is gay as paint."
by Albolene November 24, 2013
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Back paint

Busting a monstrous load of jizz on ones back!
I back painted Molly last night after she gave me road head from the bar!
by PeteyPaplo February 14, 2019
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Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019
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painting the corners

The act of sending a social media message or an email to an attached person which can be read as either flirting or just friendly, hoping to elicit a reaction.
I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.
by Miles Trintell December 19, 2017
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Painted rock

1.Someone who looks good on the outside but is worthless and is not good on the inside.

2.Something that looks valuable but isn't worth the price.
Bro don't fall for her she's painted rock. Sure she's fine and has a nice ass ,but she used up and all of maxed out most of my cards at the mall then starts flirting with my cousin and finally cheats on me with him. She had to go.
by YVNGPANDAX January 4, 2018
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