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Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

Suicide is your only option.

A comment used when someone asks a stupid question online.

Explicit Content: What should I do today?
ChaosTony: Suicide is your only option.

by ChaosTony September 17, 2004

Owly

OUT OF SORTS GRUMPY

Used widely in Nova Scotia

When my mother called me to get up and
get ready for school, I yelled "do you have to be so loud." She said "oh, feeling owly this morning, are we".

by Virginia Churchill Smith September 29, 2003

Pro S Only

Pro S Only also known as PSO, Pro Skillers Only are a RuneScape clan. Unlike normal Runescape clans who check to see if you meet stats requirements, PSO instead check if you are telling the truth about your gender. Mainly through the use of your IP address and Email. This is as a result of their ginger leader showing his dick to a guy (thinking it was a girl) in the past and getting scammed for his RuneScape bank.

Recruit : Hey I would like to join Pro S Only, how do I go about getting invited?

Herpaderpus (leader) : Hey recruit, please meet me at GE, we will first do a check to see if your in-game gender matches your real life gender.

by HerpaderpusIsCool January 9, 2013

i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

This phrase was made famous by Christopher Walken in the SNL sketch "More Cowbell". He plays a famous record producer, who insists that Blue Oyster Cult increase the volume of the cowbell in their studio recording takes of "Don't Fear the Reaper".

Walken (as record producer): "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

by Moose Boy May 2, 2008

locals only

Term used by local assholes, especially at beaches, who show hostility towards anyone who is not from the specific area. Also common in coffee shops. Be prepared to receive nasty glares from the locals. You don't have to be a tourist or from out of state to experience this, you could live in the next town over. Local elitists love to ruin your fun.

"Look at that dick dropping in on that wave, I've never seen him before."
"He's a non-local."
"Locals only, asshole!"

by tictactoe July 27, 2006

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004