Bitch-I-Own-U

Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)

"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"

"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."

"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"

by BITCH-I-OWN-U August 27, 2008

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

doing my own thing

It means doing whatever you feel like doing that interests you. It may be trying many things to figure it out.

I may not have a job but I'm still productive. I'm an independent person. I'm doing my own thing and that's alright.

by calligraphy March 20, 2016

flap your own wings

(verb to): live independently from one's parents

son: mom, make yourself useful and clean my room.

mother: no. Now, doff me a hat, and, if you don't' like the rules in this house, you can, for a change, try and flap your own wings with your girlfriend. That'll teach you to be more independent.

by Sexydimma September 12, 2013

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by laser_fox March 8, 2021

MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

by weave July 23, 2003

fuck your own face

Action performed, literally, after taking a big step back

Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE

by gosu75 November 23, 2010