opposite marriage

An arrangement in which the anti-husband and anti-wife may not have intercourse with each other, but must enjoy the company of others.

I thought same-same sex was pretty kinky, but wouldn't you know? Then Miss California came up with "opposite marriage."

by Just another warming denier May 1, 2009

opposite wingman

The opposite of a wingman, he is there to stop you from getting laid. He is usually employeed before going out drinking, when you have a wife or girlfriend that you are tyring not to cheat on... AKA O-Dub

Me: "Hey dude i think im going to talk to that whore over there with the fuck me boots on."
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "

by ballams January 14, 2011

Opposite

The opposite of something.

The opposite of blue is red

by Mighty fish tacos June 27, 2016

opposite sex

Anybody can say they don't hate the opposite sex as a collective group, just like they can say the same thing of any other group. Saying there is not one member of the opposite sex you met that you didn't like isn't the same thing as saying you hate everybody from that group. Denying that you ever had any negative feelings about somebody of the opposite sex isn't the same thing as honesty, since usually people that would say they never met anybody of the opposite sex they didn't like, not one person, are full of shit. There's always going to be at least one person of the opposite sex or any other group (including the one you're a part of) you never liked, never got along with, or hated, since you met them (and more often than not, more than one). You're going to make a few enemies in life, no matter what group they come from.

The deepest hatred isn't usually for an entire group of people, which is why racism, sexism, and homophobia are silly. The deepest hatred is usually reserved for that one person or those few people that are your worst enemies outside of yourself, no matter what sex, "race" (branch of the human race tree), or orientation they come from. There will always be a few that deep down if you are honest with yourself emotionally (even if not with others on the surface) you know were never meant to get along with each other, whether or not you get along along with some or most other people of that group. Sometimes it's a member of the opposite sex, sometimes it's a member of the same sex, sometimes both.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

oppositticy

The amount that two objects are opposite.

Black and white have more oppositticy than Black and Blue

by J-ojo February 20, 2003

oppostache

A soul patch grown in a manner that makes it look like a moustache, only below the lip instead of above.

His facial hair has surpassed "soul patch" and gone straight into oppostache territory.

by Walshie February 27, 2004

oppositionalism

Oppositionalism is the false belief that things are opposed. In reality cold is on the same scale as hot. They are not opposed.

Joe was always seeing things as necessarily opposed for them to exist at all. His friends said he was suffering from oppositionalism.

by fred ressler April 9, 2017