Two-for-one discount

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.

Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.

Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!

by Houxton999 January 31, 2025

two rabbits one hat

Two fluffy men and one stretched out hag.

Hey babe, we should totally go see the two rabbits one hat produ tion of macbeth.

by Gumchak February 27, 2025

Two in one combo

When two men are giving backshots to a girl going 400 mph.

“Man, those men really hire me with the two in one combo.”

by Jjrm 1115 March 20, 2025

i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021