Mildly offensive, highly entertaining

Sometimes distasteful, irritating, unpleasant, repugnant to the moral sense, lacking class/good taste/grace, uncouth, or disagreeable to some; but extremely amusing, interesting, humorous, or hilarious to most.

Person A is causing a ruckus and being outlandish in public.

Person B: "That guy sure is a mess, but it's really funny! What he's saying would surely be offensive if I actually cared."

Person C: "I'd say he's mildly offensive, highly entertaining."

by debauchery 22 October 11, 2010

Sex offender

"The state of Florida has asks us to. Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad and now we're good. We're now moving into your neighborhood. My name is Charles Dolan dropping reims. I've been arrested seven time. I know that sound like a lot. Three of thos times were for vandalism. I'm not here to make pretenses im here because my sex offenses."Fat guy comes in"My name is Sam pound I'm number one.apoligizing for what I've done. In case your wondering what that was. I walked into a bathroom and shoved my and up a *******************

Sex offender suffle on YouTube

by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 20, 2017

Offended

1. A page on ED to show your elderly grandmother.
2. The state in which everyone seems to be in.

1. Hey Grandma, come look at this webpage, Offended!
2. I was offended.

by Xaisede December 1, 2011

no offense

1.The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They have no offense.

2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.

1. Man the Bucs defense played well last week at Wembley but their offense just sucked. They have no offense.

2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.

by Dreamcast October 29, 2009

offhand

To know something `offhand`: without having to refer to a source.

PersonA: Hey, do you by chance know offhand who's going to be teaching physics this semester?
PersonB: No sorry, I didn't check.

by L e a f January 17, 2010

offing

An Italian Mafia term used to describe murdering someone. Similar to other Mafioso terms such as whack or hit.

"I sure as shit ain't gonna be the one offing that guy without permission from the Boss. He's a made-man for God's sake. What do you think I am, a fuckin' stugatz"?

by Vkngfan76 April 20, 2016

No Offense

Something people say because they think that saying it makes something less offensive.

Bob: No offense Joe, but I hate you so much that I pray for your death daily. You're just a motherfucking cuntlicking son-of-a-bitch asswipe that needs to fuck off and die. You fuck your mother's vulva for fun.
Joe: Oh, that's okay, 'cause you said 'No offense'.

by Jimbo, M.D. September 5, 2011