man made object

b u i l d i n g

some random guy: i have a vision of a man made object
construction worker: thats a rectangle you drew in ms paint

by anonymous February 3, 2023

objectivism

The philosophy of Ayn Rand, who had one of the leading noses of her era; states that one's virtue is measured in their ability to be a self-obsessed egotist. Easily characterized by their slavish adherence to irony, in that the foloowers of this 'individualistic' (read-spoiled) philosophy tend to be some of the biggest tools you'll ever meet.

Also notable for it's idea that there is no disagreement among rational minds-this is basically the philosophical equivalent of an 8-year-old kid playing Cops & Robbers who totally just got shot, but all of a sudden claims he has "special bullet proof invincibility armor." Whatever, kid. For more, see douchebaggery.

Many over-achieving high-school students, in deeming that their parents are failures, turn to objectivism to feel better about themselves, but they're really just putting off the inevitable.

by Professor Afro June 1, 2006

objectivist

"My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute." -Ayn Rand

1. Individualism and freedom are central to an objectivist's life
2. LIBERALS SUCK

by NYIsles April 28, 2003

objective.jesussave.us

A fake (yet very well disguised) "Christian propoganda" site designed to make Christians look like fools.

I laughed at objective.jesussave.us today.

by buddychrist May 13, 2005

verb the whole object

A snowclone often used in New Age, pseudoscientific or borderline fields to cast a warm glow over the enterprise in question. Meant to imply, usually fallaciously, that the real scientists or professionals are missing out on something that their clients urgently need, or at least want very very badly but for some arcane reason are unable or afraid to articulate.

Examples of phrases using the "verb the whole object" construction would be:

"Alternative" practitioners treat the whole patient. (Unlike those bloody doctors, of course.)

Home birth widwifes read the whole woman.

Organic caterers use the whole plant. (I wonder if they make rhubarb crumble).

by Fearman February 23, 2008

objectivist

(1) one who is selfish enough to take care of their own shit. (2) one willing to let others be wrong for the sake of freedom and the love of humanity.

Teach a man to fish.

by Lauren E. M. September 19, 2005

objectivist

Semi-intelligent person labouring under the delusion that turgid prose, two-dimensional characters and ill-considered high-sounding sermonizing qualifies as "philosophy".

The philosopher was greatly amused when the computer support gimp tried to tell him he was an objectivist.

by zeitblom August 29, 2003