nutelligence

Someone's intelligence after they have consumed Nutella.

Guy: I just ate this whole jar of Nutella.

Guy #2: Sucks... We have the math test too...

Guy: Yeah.. I hope my nutelligence isn't too low…

by perfectstormonsunday November 13, 2013

nutella

Spiritual Hazel but spread made with love and perfection made to be used all over the body but specifically the booty and the mouth is exceptable

"DAMN GIRL YOUR BOOTY SO FINE I GOTTA SLAP SOME NUTELLA ON THAT."
"I want a banana let me dip it in nutella."
"My booty is more eye catching with nutella ."
"Nutella on the booty is a trend."
" It'd be more appetizing sucking jimmys twinkle with nutella."

by nutellabooty November 23, 2014

Nutella

The best spread in history, better than Hershey's spreads, NUTELLA is a gift from god, it is the heavenly spread that over rules them all.

"Hey did you try the Hershey's spread" "yeah but NUTELLA is way way way way way better"

by Under water unicorn March 17, 2015

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Nutella Sandwich

Shitting inside a woman’s pussy to make a sandwich like creation

Ayy b lemme get a Nutella sandwich ya digg?

by fiveminutesago March 3, 2018

Nutella sandwich

To drop a shit under someones door mat.

I dropped a huge nutella sandwich for that asshole that lives upstairs

by Poida_69 October 8, 2019

Wasting Nutella

The worst possible thing you could do EVER in the history of ever

Jim was just wasting nutella! LETS KICK HIS ASS

by krayzey August 15, 2012