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Novicle

A long short story in which time only moves forward.
H.G. Well's 'Time Machine' is not a novicle.
by Shamedd June 9, 2005
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Navikwanzaka

n. Holiday event which celebrates the longstanding traditions of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. Festivities include Karoake, caroling, drinking adult beverages from sacred ice shot glasses, and games of chance. Gifts are forbidden unless won through successful gambling ventures, or by sheer force. Wrestling, Football, or Mixed Martial Arts are optional but encouraged as part of the total Navikwanzaka experience. Lamenting past broken romantic relationships, calling ex-spouses/girlfriends/boyfriends, and inquiring as to the nature of the caller's inadequacies is usually part of the great Navikwanzaka tradition.
Nehemiah: "Hey Jebediah, Where is Navikwanzaka being held at this year?"
Jebediah: "Two furlongs past the old mill, at the Pilsner's brewery."
(1843 Excerpt from the earliest known writings describing the first Navikwanzaka... The first event, allegedly was a barn-burner, but no one other than several small farm animals was injured in the celebration.)
by Jason Monday January 3, 2008
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Novice trader

Any user of a discount broker's stock trading tool that either does not execute his/her position with analysis first or just buy when someone say buy this.
A novice trader does novice mistakes I.e. buy when others buyers are prepared to sell and vice versa.
Only a novice trader will trade on Jim Cramer's recommendations.
by Thaibu April 28, 2013
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Novii

The plural of novices.

Used in any context.

As Cactus ---> Cacti
Novice --> Novii

Novices is inherently incorrect in a terms of spatial distribution across the peripheral areas.

Novii works in all circumstances.
We are teaching our novii.
Not We are teaching the novices.

The novii are learning a lot.
by SpacialDistribution October 20, 2013
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Novice penetrator

A man who is not skilled at the art of baby making. He is known as the virgin of the group. He usually sucks at both sex and anything of that matter. He gets dumped for his poor performance and is not well liked by most of his partners. He is usually a man packing schmeat but doesn't know how to please a woman. He goes in dry and comes out dry.
Miguel: Yo did you hear that, i heard that Amir hooked up with a girl last night.
Leon: Yeah, I heard he is a Novice penetrator.
Miguel: haha, That is what his ex said.
by Dejonte Wilkins November 11, 2020
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Novid

One of any number of colds, flus, and general ailments That you’re pretty sure are NOT COVID-19, but have enough similar symptoms that you feel compelled to go get tested anyway.
“ Jack has a runny nose and a sore throat.”

“The ragweed is out, so it’s probably NoVid, but let’s go and get him tested so it’s not our fault if they have to cancel the entire soccer season.”
by taco222 October 6, 2021
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Novigrad

Novigrad is a fictional city set in the universe of Andrezj Sapkowski's Witcher.
"Got his arse whipped like a Novigrad whore."
by funnyyellowdog August 16, 2021
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