nooners

The name given to people when they are seen by people performing a nooner.

Hey I saw the nooners again today in the garage in her toyota.

by dag2008 June 24, 2008

Nooper

from latin 'nuper': "to know instantly". Also known as the registered brand of Japan's wireless alert service Nooper available at Nooper.com

Nooper, to know instantly.

by Juergen Specht November 27, 2003

noobert

a person who can not play wow halo and any other game that falls under the nerdy category. also it can be a person that phails in real life

megan is a noobert

bwadwy is a total wow noobert

by 6branden9 January 28, 2009

Trigger Fig Nooner Beat

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."

Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!

by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008

uber noober

the absolute and ultimate in noobism and ignorance of customs. a martian is uber noober when he first lands.

composed of uber and noob

HL player A - "how do i bind hook?"
HL player B - "uber noober. type /rules"


"uber fuckin noober!"

by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

nooner

An erect penis that resembles the hands of a clock at 12:00 P.M. (straight up). If a nooner is exhibited during the late evening hours, it can also be referred to by the term midnighter.

I was sitting at work when Frank sent me that NSFW video. I got a pretty big nooner and couldn't wait to get home and FAP.

by PetefromCrete March 5, 2011

noofer

a person with impaired mental processing capacity

your a noofer

by loz turner May 1, 2003