I don't give a shit

Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".
I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.

"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".

"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".
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I don't care to do that

West Virginia saying, meaning what, anywhere else, would be, "I'd be happy to do that."
When asked to fix dinner, Sam stated, "I don't care to do that." and began fixing dinner.
by WV transplant February 25, 2012
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I Don't Want to Clean

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*
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I don't give a buck

inspired by the "i don't buy it"phrase.used as a neat alternative for the classic phrase, "i don't give a fuck"
hannah montana fan:"did u knw...i've byn watching hannah montana for what seemed like forever.i luv it!"
me:"hannah montana...is that a disease?"
hannah montana fan:no dood...it's this awesome movie.miley cyrus is like...oh so kewl!"
me:dood,get lost.i don't give a buck about wat u think abt that wannabe bitch"
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What is this I don't even

A popular cyberspace term and joke phrase that is said when someone else utters something totally stupid or useless/senseless.
Jeff: "Hey, Jake, I just went so far as to take the monkey and what what what are you gonna do about that! Jake look at this! Satan! DEATH TO THE WEIRD!"

Jake: What is this I don't even
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i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.
Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
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I don't even know

A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.

Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:

1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!

The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
"Matt, why aren't you talking?"
"Psh, I don't even know!"
by I Gojira I October 31, 2007
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