Whatthefuck-ness

That void of time, usually after getting wasted or very high, where you don't remember a goddamn thing.

Sue: "Wow! I just checked my bank account and I spent over a hundred bucks at the bars last night!"

Alison: "How the fuck did you manage to do that? I'm broke too...what happened?"

Sue: "I haven't got a fucking clue. I remember up to a certain point and then everything after that is like one huge void of whatthefuck-ness."

by wastedone April 21, 2011

Matchy-ness

This endearing term is used to describe the act of person(s) or thing(s) resembling one another. Two objects (people, for example) are able to bear matchy-ness in several facets of their accord however, the most appropriate manifestation of said matchy-ness to the rest of the world is through physical attributes.

...yeah those tie-dye shirts they were wearing really demonstrate how like-minded and connected they are. Such a great archetype of matchy-ness.

by RicePaperWall July 31, 2010

Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

steph-ness

Something strange, weird, abnormal, or intense that is related to anyone named Stephanie.

The license plate labeled "Hotch" was one of the prime examples of the car's steph-ness.

by Ashkeboussi August 5, 2009

emo-ness

An adjective meaning the dark and/or depressing qualities in an object or person.

That guy in the mall holding the Hot Topic bag was over-flowing in emo-ness.

by Not-Emo February 4, 2009

poo ness

The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors

Last time cat went out she claimed it was poo ness

by BennyG83 June 16, 2008

Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.

I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.

by Laurcass May 2, 2006