Population Negative 5

Wanting to live somewhere where the population is negative 5.
The only population is dead.

I want to live somewhere where the population is -5, talk about alone.

by AKD May 13, 2005

Negative Sideburns

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline. The reasons for this are unclear.

negativesideburns.com

"Hey Dude, have you checked out Petr Klima's negative sideburns?"

by Petr Klima April 19, 2009

Negative Rizz

Also called opposing rizz or fatal rizz, this is when (usually) a male has so much potential, or free rizz, that his kinetic rizz is greatly reduced, therefore leading to him being a friendzone target amongst the opposite gender or the gender which he is attracted to (which can be multiple).

Joshuan's multiple exploding farts that were loud created a temporary, yet significant drop in his rizz, causing him to not only earn negative rizz in his current environment, but also great disapproval from his peers due to the stink of his bomb.

by I Thik U Stupid November 17, 2022

negitive nancy

Someone who is constantly being negitive about everything in life and their life's surroundings.

"J-Groove, why are you being such a fucking negitive nancy today?"

by billith February 16, 2005

Negative

A Finnish love rock band. Their frontman is called Jonne Aaron.

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by zithie October 2, 2004

negative breathing

The act of breathing in Carbon Dioxide.

Negative breathing happens when drink a bottle of coke and breathin in the Carbon Dioxide that's inside the bottle.

by Victoria_SD November 3, 2005

Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.

Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.

by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009