bitch napkin

A person who continuously listens to another person bitch and complain. They are bored and annoyed but never call the other person out on the bitchy behavior. This is either because (a) they are afraid of confrontation, or (b) they receive a false sense of themselves as especially compassionate or heroic. In either case, they soak up the bitchy vibes and are, simply put, a bitch napkin. LR

A: You really gotta stop listening to him complain so much about how his tacos taste when he dips them in milk - you're just being a total bitch napkin.

Dude's sponsee does nothing but complain. Dude needs to sack up and stop being a bitch napkin.

by anonymous September 13, 2020

coochie napkin

a pad or some type of device that collects blood during a female menstruation.

Omg! Give her a coochie napkin. She’s Bleeding!

by Big fat thickums yk May 17, 2021

Flappy napkin

What a woman on her period experiences while skydiving in her underwear

Wow, my pad wasn’t on straight that last jump and I had quite the flappy napkin.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

flappy napkin

What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.

Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

Poor boy napkin

The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.

Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows

by Steve finklemanburg October 8, 2019

King of the Napkin

an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.

When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.

by funatwork1 December 8, 2021

pussy napkin

Someone who goes out of their way to commit actions that only a true pussy would do; a person who attempts to gain revenge in a pussy way after something meaningless has been done to them

"Hey...those kids hacked my facebook. Let's sue them in court." - Pussy

"You're a fucking pussy napkin." - Lawyer

by PredatorDrk April 20, 2011