noggles

nut + goggles = noggles

it is similar to "teabagging" someone. more specifically, it is the act of dropping your scrotum onto someone's eyes, resting a testicle in the recess of each eye socket. thus creating the effect of wearing "nut goggles" or "noggles".

can be used as a noun or a verb:

noun: "please impress upon me, your mad set of noggles."

verb: "i beat him in chess and following the game, i noggled him in celebration."

by Brett 'moleman' Molitor January 16, 2004

Love Noodles

The act of forcing a person down on your cock during orgasm so the sperm shoots through the nasal passage and drips out through the nostrils long, white, and noodle-like.

I held that bitch down on my cock when I busted a nut and love noodles shot out her nose!

by pmoneyshotz January 6, 2010

Noodles-For-Toodles

A children's name for "Ramen" or "Top Ramen". Instead of asking for Ramen or Top Ramen from their parent(s) or grandparent(s), they will say "Noodles-For-Toodles" instead, since it's silly and more fun to say and easier to remember than just plain ol' "Ramen".

"Gramma, can I have some Noodles-For-Toodles?"

by RainbowChan June 17, 2008

Ghetto Noodles

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.

Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story

by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012

Sloth Noodles

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013

my noodles just doodled

There are two common uses for the phrase “my noodles just doodled”

a) to be really excited for something
b) to have a near death experience

a) *your boyfriend proposes to you* “my noodles just doodled”

b) *someone almost runs you over* “my noodles just doodled”

by adc4evvvvvvs June 29, 2019

noodlesmudge

The name of the cutest cat ever. Usually pure white with green eyes and the cutest paws. Noodlesmudges tend to grow close to their owners hearts and are lovable and adorable. If you ever have the honor of owning a noodlesmudge you are one of the luckiest people.

The act of being so cute it hurts!

Person 1: oh look, there's a cute cat!
Person 2: oh that's most definitely a noodlesmudge!!!

by kirstiekirst September 17, 2011