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mertcan

He's a nice person, but they're definitely secretive and ballsy.
*mertcan and mert are not the same person!
by Valeriecaro February 19, 2022
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Caden mertes

A bad guy from a movie about a girl who gets beat by her step father and he enjoys being loud and smuggling drugs across the United States border he is a king in every sense of the word
hey look caden mertes is over there smoking a bumble
by The 325 legend April 28, 2021
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Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks
by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022
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Ghulam Murtaza

A really cool kid (NOT) who thinks he is the best at basketball. He likes to rub in everyones face that he's supposedly the best at basketball but he gets owned every game. He also thinks hes really tall and thats the only comeback he has (like thats even a comeback). He denies his origins cause he's a faggot. Hed rather been known as a Canadian(like that's better, than his real origin). Someone should clue this kid in! Also he says hes 14 when he looks more like 17 (17 in 9th grade DAMN!) Lying about his age (Even girls don't lie about their age when they are 17). What a queer.

P.S.- Yeah i forgot to mention that he smell like shit (and no ordinary shit, he smells like dog shit mixed with bull shit). Hey Murtaza buy some deodorant, it's not expensive dude. If you don't have the money then atleast take a shower.
Man, you smell like shit! In other words like Ghulam Murtaza.
by 51LV3R July 19, 2004
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Santa Muerte

“La Santa Muerte”, - Saint Death - is a kind of “divinity” created in México by narcotraffickers and illegal merchants. Saint Death is worshipped mostly by criminals, thugs, and drug dealers, but modern-day urban dwellers also invoke this saint for protection and the recovery of health, stolen items, or even kidnapped family members. Corrupt cops and politicians among Santa Muerte’s followers.
taxi driver: Santa Muerte is a saint like any other. She performs many miracles
by Rodrigo Castilla November 16, 2006
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Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.
"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!
by .DotK March 6, 2008
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Murtha

A fat girl that may or may not actually be a girl. You know you are near a Murtha when you receive a strong whiff of hot dog water smell.
by Velociraptor Jesus June 6, 2018
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