montelongo

A long, artistic mountain range; a pile/stack/heap (of artwork); an art exhibition arranged salon-style so it covers a span of gallery walls from far below eye-level to high above eye-level

I visited a museum in Italy, to see the montelongo exhibition of oil paintings. The museum had a montelongo in their back room.

by Heart East A. March 31, 2021

Montenegro

Black cock.
Dirty and abnormally big penis.
Vector of both pleasure and disease

Last Night, did you tasted Hugo’s Montenegro?
Yes, it was as big and tasty as they said!!

by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021

Monte-Zaro

Monte Zaro is a synonym with "un-existent." It can be used as an adjective but it's mostly used as a noun.
When the word is used as a noun it always describes a place that isn't real. You've never met somebody from here and you never will.

A: Hey I just met some guy, he lives in Monte-Zaro.
B: No you didn't.

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021

Tim moate

king of fags
see also homosexual

by daking April 30, 2003

DD MONTER

WHEN MY DD STINGS SO BAD AND IT NEEDS OINTMENT, YOU CALL THE DD MONTER TO COME ITCH IT FOR YOU

MMMM THE DD MONTER ITCHED ME SO GOOD LAST NIGHT

by DDMONTER June 12, 2021

La Monte

La Monte is a nice little town that's very diverse. It 's full of smart people that love to play ball. We may lose some games but we will put up a hell of a fight. Don't go in thinking you'll win because we might suprise you. We are one of the nicest schools in the Kaysinger Conference.

Sacred Heart, Cole Camp, Greenridge, and Lincoln are terrible schools with bad sportmanship and need to worry about themselves and not La Monte. Get over it your just jealous!

by LA, THROW IT UP!!!! October 16, 2012

Monte Carlo

the sexiest car ever made

boys LOVE me and my '76 monte carlo, were both sexy bitches.. :P

by CommanderCutie May 6, 2009