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Carolina Moonshine

When one cousin ejaculates in another cousin's mouth.
I made my cousin drink the Carolina Moonshine at the Family Reunion.
by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
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on my moons

A polite way of saying you have your period.
Derives from the fact that women naturally menstruate around the time of a full moon.
by sun figured October 3, 2003
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Moron American

An enormous minority group in the U.S. of people who loudly demand that everyone respect and adopt their fact-less, xenophobic, opinionated backwards values.

Claiming to "Protect the Children" they're on a crusade to abolish everything and everyone that doesn't obey all the rules of their fanatical beliefs.
"Omg! The Moron Americans have just BANNED the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary from a whole bunch of schools in California... because a child might look up the definition of "oral sex".
by Jexer January 27, 2010
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Moron Maneuver

The Moron Maneuver; an act where someone who believes they have something to prove - usually an adolescent male - performs a moronic and reckless act infront of their peers. During this maneuver the person manages to look like a dickhead and severely injure themselves at the same time. This act is usually preceded by the thoughtless and dangerous words; "You wanna bet?"
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?"
Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!"
Guy 1: "You wanna bet?"

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?"
Guy 2: "No, what did he do?"
Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together."
Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up."
by Lucky.M June 12, 2011
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Moron Factor

The Moron Factor is a gauge for level of incompetence, stupidity and idiocy that you can be surrounded with on a daily basis.

If the Moron Factor is high it means that you are surrounded by complete idiots who do not know their ass from their elbows. When there is a low Moron Factor competence reigns and life is mellow.

Elevated levels of the Moron Factor can also occur periodically (usually temporarily) through the excessive use of alcohol or other party favors.
The Moron Factor is extremely high today and I am surrounded by complete idiots.

If there is a high Moron Factor, it is very difficult to soar with eagles because you are surrounded by turkeys.

A high Moron Factor is often found in government and in upper management.

If the Moron Factor were any higher, we would be passing out straight jackets.
by joerockhead November 23, 2013
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Moron

You're a moron
by @Dawesy01! May 22, 2016
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morinsola

Morinsola means 'I walk into wealth.' Morinsola, Morin for short, is a female who is easily the most beautiful person in the room.

She is always calm, collected, organized and persistent.

She is wise with money and deliberate in all her efforts.

She is an ardent reader and writer.

She has a heart filled with warmness and always looks at the world with open, inquisitive, yet observant eyes.

Morinsola enjoys taking her time with long walks, deep breaths and eating good food.
A Morinsola is the perfect example of a beautiful, smart and collected female.
by officialmo May 14, 2020
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