moma skeeter

a woman who was skeeted in and will now have a baby

o my gosh my teacher is a moma skeeter

by Boby Turd October 17, 2006

duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009

Mermaid Pussy

A Pussy That Is So Beautiful And Wet , Stays Wet All The Time ☺️ Makes You Fall In A Deep Love Trance ❤️ So Magical You Wonder If It’s Real 🤔

“ Man This Girl I Been Messing Around With Has Some Mermaid Pussy . I’m Really Feeling Her But I’m Not Sure If She Feels The Same “

by Asher_21 November 8, 2017

Eugene Mirman

A super cool comedian slash actor slash filmmaker slash author slash advice person slash time traueller. Author of the Will to Whatevs. A very funny man. Not to be confused with Demitri Martin.

"Some percentage of stalking must be effective..." Musings of Eugene Mirman

by Sierraaaaaaaah April 10, 2009

mermaider

its metal for fish!

dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean

by santaire January 28, 2008

The mermaid

This usually involves a bigger area of water such as a pool, hot tub, etc. This is when a woman gives oral under water until the point of climax without coming up for a breath . when giving the oral it's important the woman doesn't swallow the cum but let's it float in the water and puts it in her hair like a mysterious mermaid would wear pearls.

I went to the hotel and this random bitch gave me the mermaid. I gave her a lot of pearls for her hair

by Inked_^monster May 15, 2016

mermaid

a rare but real being. half human. half sea creature. a freak of nature. when a lonely mountain man had sex with a salmon, the salmons little fish babies had the top half of a person, but the bottom half of a fish. bam! the mermaid was born.

Jimmy: im so lonely. there isnt much to do in the mountains.

Salmon: glubglubglubglub..

Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes. pretty pretty salmon.. shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..

by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 28, 2008