Shea Montgomery

The gods of all gods and destroyer of all planets... never talk back to Shea or you’ll get a good swift head kick and will be knocked on the floor... The Shea does not hold back and will cause world domination

Shea Montgomery cannot he slayed

by NotAFaggot298 February 16, 2019

Montgomery

A man with a very massive shlong but the fattest face you’ll ever see omg. Like it’s bigger than nickokado avocado. Usually 7 - 9 chins

My boyfriend is a Montgomery, I choose to not look at his face

by LadderDadder December 10, 2023

Montgomery Mingle

The Montgomery Mingle is where you spear tackle a Country hooker and Smash

How was your time in Montgomery

I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around

by Bruank April 14, 2023

Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012

Montgomery Gorman

Absolute weapon with a massive cock will pull any bird

Look at that donny he’s an absolute Montgomery Gorman

by Gstar12345 November 22, 2021

Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

Montgomery

A white person with the nigga card that can beat your ass tho.

Montgomery will beat yo ass

by coolme285 April 5, 2019