montgomery sweet tea party

august 5, 2023. a group white men tried to jump a black security guard doing his job. black by standards came from everywhere to help a brotha in need

1) did you hear about the montgomery sweet tea party

2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out

by bubz August 7, 2023

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April Montgomery

April Montgomery is a fictional character from the story The Shaw Brothers in the Episode app. Many people would call her a fruit because her love interest, Christopher Shaw, calls her apricot. However, by some people, she would be acknowledged as a crybaby. April is girl who’s very emotional and she cries every chapter of The Shaw Brothers. She even gave up Yale University for Christopher, and said he’s his whole world. All she wanted was some dick. She’s a very small girl who can’t reach the pedals while driving, so she may be a hazard to the people in traffic. She’s also very stupid, but can sometimes be very sweet.

“omg whys that girl crying so much? “
“she must be April Montgomery!”

by wh0re for shaw May 18, 2021

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Montgomery Special

noun - maant·guh·mr·ee + speh·shl

A act of fellatio, involving oral sex on a man. Specifically performed on a very fat man with a big dick with blonde hair.

Hey darling, can you give me some of that... Montgomery Special? I promise I won't cum in your throat this time!

by MontgomerySpecialReceiver24988 November 23, 2024

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