Monaghan

To pull a Monaghan is the act of stealing another man's(or woman's) girl.

Fred totally pulled a Monaghan last night at the party. Christy was totally hammered.

by Michael Patrick Louw May 21, 2006

Monsanto

Monsanto as a company lies, incredibly, about what they are doing. They bribe officials around the world and they seem to treat the world as their toilet. That’s not right for the rest of us.

Produces roundup and now producing the nations food!

Tried to kill us all by injecting bovine growth hormone your cows!

Monsanto's development and marketing of genetically engineered seed and bovine growth hormone, as well as its aggressive litigation, political lobbying practices, seed commercialization practices and "strong-arming" of the seed industry have made the company controversial around the world and a primary target of the alter-globalization movement and environmental activists. As a result of its business strategies and licensing agreements, Monsanto came under investigation by the U.S. Justice Department in 2009.

by Daisydew August 18, 2011

Mansanity

When a man makes a woman angry for any reason. This will cause the woman to gain the mansanity. Common causes for the mansanity are when men don't call/text when they should, when a man doesn't clean up after himself, when a man is late for a meeting/cancels last minute.

John hasn't called me in three days! I have the mansanity sooooo badly!

Joe didn't put the laundry on like I asked, I have all the mansanity right now!

by TheLG June 23, 2012

mensa

A global scam which administers a test (charging in the range of 18$ to 30$) to see if you "qualify". It then proceeds to charge you a 52$ a year subscription charge. Multiply that times 50,000 members in America alone, I think you get the idea.

Whatever you do, don't let mensa trick you into taking their test.

by Waluut April 19, 2006

mensa fanook

Half a fag, or bi-sexual cocksucking homo.

Bill: Hey dude, did you see last nights American Idol.

Joey: Hell no. What are you, a fucking mensa fanook?

by dickdieseldaddy May 13, 2009

Monaghan

A triple-layered combustible cannabis cocktail consisting of equal parts Hash, Keef & Greenbud

Tony & Caitlin each smoked a couple of Monaghans, and were subsequently found naked, in the fountain, giggling ceaselessly.

by Zandar P. Quigley May 5, 2008

Mansausage

What I want to stick in Dan Grant's mom.

Yo, have you seen Grant's mom lately? I'd totally stick her with my mansausage.

by Michael Otto December 10, 2004