misselbrook

the open cans of beer left over from a house party that seem to only have had 1 sip taken from them before being discarded

Guy 1: Great party last night... thanks for tidying up
Guy 2: no worries, there were loads of misselbrooks though!
Guy 1: really? why do they do it?
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 1: bastards

misselbrook by ronslunchbox December 12, 2006

Misted

The phenomenon when a male must take a urinal next to another man who then urinates with such force, the urine bounces off the porcelain and sprays the unsuspecting man who is thus "misted"

Man 1: "Damn only urinal left...I really have to go though, ahh fuck it."
Man 2: *begins to urinate with the power of a fire truck*
Man 1: *misted*
Man 1: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Misted by thisnameisntalreadybeingused June 19, 2011

Misted

To be in the process of getting fucked up

Dude I think I starting to get misted.

Misted by childishbino March 20, 2017

judah's missery 

A hard nutshot square in the balls

I just gave ethans balls a Judah's Missery

judah's missery by Peachtheboss February 28, 2017

you got me messed up 

Getting someone mad or having them frustrated. Pretty self explainable.

A1-Did you see dat girl Lanaika? Oh ma god!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!

E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!

you got me messed up by Bootsyself December 30, 2007

Mished 

When a person trys and says pissed or mashed but you too wasted to actually say it.

I wanna kebab, Arhhhhhhhh mished.

Mished by Sir Henry Wankerville May 1, 2006

Missdog 

A term used to describe the action of those whom train their dogs wrongfully to preform sexual acts such as rim jobs or blow jobs on the trainee.

Essentially exploiting ownership of said animal and mistreating it for sexual purposes.

He trained his German Shepherd to give him a Rim job, that is a clear act of Missdog and should be reported immediately to the officials.

Missdog by Sir Scorn April 28, 2011