Misted

Misted- To get extremely fucked up off Canadian Mist Whiskey.

Ey homes, im so fucking misted right now.

by E-LOCO April 8, 2010

Misted

The phenomenon when a male must take a urinal next to another man who then urinates with such force, the urine bounces off the porcelain and sprays the unsuspecting man who is thus "misted"

Man 1: "Damn only urinal left...I really have to go though, ahh fuck it."
Man 2: *begins to urinate with the power of a fire truck*
Man 1: *misted*
Man 1: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by thisnameisntalreadybeingused June 19, 2011

Misted

To be in the process of getting fucked up

Dude I think I starting to get misted.

by childishbino March 20, 2017

misted

Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.

Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"

by Rev. Calvin McDougle December 28, 2004

Misted

When u “missed” ur friend

“I misted my Bestfriend sooo much”

by Lkhbgcct February 23, 2018

Misted

when someone dies or gets hurt badly. referencing the term "pink mist"

"i was playing halo with my little brother the other day he got totally misted"

by jucebx March 5, 2021

misted zephyr

a wet fart

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"

by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017