Midae

In Taiwanese, this beautiful name has the meaning of a clever female warrior with a kind, true heart of gold. This girl is social, the center of attention, and very athletic. She brings all the joy into the world.

This my best friend Midae.

by Midae February 8, 2023

Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.

Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.

by shane_r February 27, 2009

midthan midtalla

a person that has the worst opinions. opinions so mid, his name changed to midthan midtalla.

midthan midtalla said that the georgies beef shawarma is goated even though it’s bootycheeks.

by jjazzzz13 January 15, 2022

midthan midtalla

a person who has the most mid opinions ever

midthan midtalla said that the georgies beef shawarma is bussin

by jjazzzz13 January 15, 2022

Reverse Midas Touch

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.

Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."

by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

The Midia

Another way to say Twitter.

Just browsed The Midia for 30 seconds, got depressed quickly.

by banflimflam August 28, 2022

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022