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by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006
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Middle Child

The 2nd in a family of 3 children.

As the oldest child is special to the parents for being the 1st, and the 3rd child is special for being the baby of the family, the middle child is never the favorite child.

-quiet around family but fun with friends
-hates conflict
-feels a need to defend people outside of the family when family criticizes someone
- alone
-have a sarcastic personality
-lots of common sense
-somewhat secretive
-not as close to their parents as the other children are
-independent
-left out of activities
-does not like to join in on something unless specifically invited
-don't feel like they can talk to others openly when their family is with them
-sometimes wear sunglasses so that they can cry without anyone noticing
-dress, write, talk and act more boring than they would like for fear of criticism from family
-deal with a lot of bitterness
-very creative
-sometimes named after a dead relative no one really knew
-hate being compared to relatives
-finish eating before everyone else at dinner and disappear
-oidentify with and sympathize with the villains/bad guys in fiction. (Loki, Darth Vadar, etc...)

The middle child often feels isolated and detached from their family. They are eager to leave the town they've grown up in. Middle children often long for true love and a family of their own so that they can try to "make up" for the way they were treated by treating all of their kids equal.
Middle child: So Mom said she isn't going to take me to that campout after all... *sigh*
Oldest child: Oh, sorry.

Middle Child: It's alright, what do I expect? I am the Middle Child, after all.
by themiddlechild May 21, 2013
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Hidden oaks middle school

Hidden oaks middle school (Homs) aka Gucci middle, is an actual jail cell they have gates to keep kids in. All the bathrooms just have kids juuling or vaping, teachers are ok, but you have to be on their good side, classrooms suck, food in the cafeteria sucks, staff are strict for no reason, and there is a lady that’s super loud and is always screaming. They even have a punishment of sitting on stage of ur bad. Everyone’s fake and bitches there. Good luck if ur going there. For me 6th grade was the worst year bc everyone thought of us as the young ones. Good luck. It’s torture. Oh and also everyone’s rich and Bragy there.
Julia- do you do to hidden oaks middle school?
Dillon-yea it sucks
by Imaproatdefiningwords July 11, 2019
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fisher middle school

One of the scariest places for 11-14 year olds. A prison that you spend 6 hours a day, 5 times a week, for 3 years in. The main purpose is to force you to learn things you will never use later in life, which includes but is not limited to: Math, Science, History, English, your elective, and P.E. The assistant principals torture the kids and do ridiculous rules like banning water bottle flipping, and dabbing. Apparently, everything is a safety hazard, and "Safety is numero uno" --Claire Vickers.
Today I said hi to a random girl --student
That's a safety hazard, you could scare her --Claire Vickers, assistant principal at fisher middle school
by Houd October 19, 2016
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Camp Ernst Middle School

this is what happens when education is thrown out of the question and instead replaced with fake food, shitty teachers, and the worst learning program I've ever seen. i'd rather swallow gorilla shit, wash it down with penguin piss, and for dessert have a nice bowl of radioactive waste right from the heart of Hiroshima.
wanna go to hell?
no. i already go to Camp Ernst Middle School
by AnusLicker888 October 19, 2018
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Middle School

Middle school is the worst 3 years of anyones life.
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Middle school boys

Middle school boys You date them they don’t make the first move because their awkward but their always complaining about being horny smh
The 14 year old middle school boy continued to say how he’s always horny yet he hasn’t even tried kissing a girl yet./ middle school boys
by Thatsprettykinkytbh December 22, 2018
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