Meltard

To the upmost extremities of stupidness, retardism, immatureness, random annoyingness and simply outright dumb.

Oh seriously John, your such a meltard!

by Someone lost November 22, 2006

matta

matta is a status of being drunk. it means you are out of control. you flame everybody and destroy everything all around. mattaness makes you mad and you step out of your mind for drinking a lot.

-Oh dude, im so hangover.
-What happened, dude?
-Yesterday i drunk myself to matta.

by Buduka November 12, 2011

mattage

After a vigorous love making effort, the pubic region of ones body becomes wet, and the pubic hair gathers in wet tufts, or mattage.

Stella and Steve are very active love makers. The body fluids excreted during their love making is abundant. So much so that their entire masses of pubic hairs collect up the fluids and form peaks and knots. This is called mattage.

by Chumpian May 6, 2008

Meftahul

The most beautiful person on the world, they are so nice and charming and sweet, but they will beat up anyone who messes with them or their friends. I LOVE U MEFTAHUL 😩😩😩😩

person a: omg who is that amazing girl?
Kolbasko: that’s Meftahul of course

by thequeenkol June 17, 2021

Amen Mehta

Kid gets high on skittles all night, types weird shit and dreams of the girl who played him when he was younger. Looks at michelle's insta and cant find a job. Lives in the basement with poster of michelle all over the room. Thinks he has good insults but even Shyam Suman has a higher grade of intelligence.

Smart Guy 1: This Amen Mehta kid the lowest of the low?
Smart Guy 2: Yep, couldn't get over being played by michelle.
Smart Guy 3: He thinks he's so cool by spamming in discord chat, until someone finally teaches him a lesson.

by amengotplayed November 2, 2020

mad as a meataxe

Adj. Exhibiting a high degree of lunacy. Can be associated with homicidal tendencies.

He said he'd been taken up in a spaceship and fucked in the arse by aliens. They'd left a chip up there. Now he's just sitting there, rocking and laughing. He's as mad as a meataxe.

by AdamR January 11, 2008

mettallix

The Devourer of Gods.. He will destroy everything that has been and everything that will be.

Mettallix is .... *dies, reason unknown*

by Mettallix January 16, 2018