James Marriott

James Marriott is a minecraft god. James Marriott? more like JamesDoesMining ! 😩

Did you watch the recent James Marriott stream?

Yass hes such a boyboss #minecraft!

by misterratman1200 February 11, 2022

Facebook Marriage

Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke

Jack is married to Sam

Jack: I've got a Facebook Marriage to Sam

Sam: But I'm happily divorced....

by Chris V2 June 25, 2009

marriage

a licence to fuck

conservatives are big on protecting the sacred bond of marriage.

by krupa May 29, 2004

married

Friends with tax benefits.

My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.

by theplaidpen January 6, 2018

Merrick

A boy genius who has his own cult.

The Merrick cult is thriving.

by Lala kitty May 6, 2017

John Merrick

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.

Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008

Merrick Garb

Democratic Jew. See jewster.

Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.

by On 24's March 29, 2005