merpire

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.

A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.

by El-wy November 11, 2008

merphed

The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.

Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.

I'm too merphed to move!

I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.

by Kelsey and Bobby -------son March 24, 2008

merph

a sign of exasperation or frustration

Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow

Student: MERPH!

by Steph April 19, 2005

Merpig

A creature that thinks it's half fish and half pig and likes to be inexplicably rolled around the floor in satin pyjamas.
A merpig typically wakes after a night of drinking, flexes its frotters, squeals and then organises a series of high powered events for a major art gallery.

"Seen the merpig lately?"
"Yeah, we went for a few drinks and then she withdrew into a sleeping bag oinking and wriggling her snout."

by GuyS September 21, 2008

merpkat

Knife addictive psycho

(don’t attack them If you find em lOl)

“Oh hey merp - OW TF WHY DID YOU STAB ME” merp is dangerous. Take caution of your local merpkat.

by Olimationz September 28, 2020

Merpling

A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).

Geez, Calista, she's such a merpling.

Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.

by ESilencer March 7, 2021

merpy derp

A word used when a fucking idiot is speaking such as cooper carmody, sheila sweeney, jack lockett, elizabth castillo and manymore and u really just feel like murdering them sometimes bc u cant deal w those fucking idiots like mery derp, an i rightt?

Liz: a dog has 4 legs

Me: merpy derp

by Deeznutsbitchmeg February 12, 2017