mattress music

Music that people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is good but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf March 28, 2016

Squat Mattress

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community

Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies

by tampon420 May 17, 2016

Shack mattress

A female that works for a (crack) shack that is available for sexual encounters for anyone at anytime for any price or product trade that does not care if they are friends with girlfriend/wife most the time will do it on the cuff

Shes a dope dealer dick hopping shack mattress.

by Jillian irene April 4, 2021

Band Mattress

A person in a band who has slept with a majority of the other members in said band.

Wow, Holly's had sex with everybody in her band.

Well, they don't call her the band mattress for nothin.

by OsamaBinRocken December 22, 2010

Ballsack Mattress

A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.

That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.

Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.

by fredman6654 September 8, 2016

mattress baby

when you’ve been slept on your whole entire life and you’re at the point of being used to it...

“i’m a mattress baby, been slept on since i was a jit”

by broady2x December 9, 2020

mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021