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Decision Maths

The worst subject ever!!! It sucks so much that all chinese postmen are prunes. it's a waste of anyone's life and should never be taken! May also described as a failwhale of a maths module.
'I HATE D1!!!!!'

Person 1: Ahhhh!!!! There's no more toilet roll!
Person 2: No worries, I've got this Decision Maths paper!

Fool: Who else is taking D2?
Other people: BURN HIM!!!! FETCH US OUR BLOW TORCHES!!!
by KebabChops May 16, 2011
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mahisha

She's tiny cute amazing and smart and always knows her ways out of problems
Ur daughter is such a mahisha
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That guy is really Mathias.
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Mathilde

Very awkward girl but interestingly enough doesn't make things uncomfortable. She's very knowledgeable and you can ask her anything you want and she will give you a correct answer. She is very loyal to her beleifs. Has a lot of mood changes. Very caring and extremely good with children. Will probably get married to a Luis.
Wow! Mathilde is here! Time for the awkwardness !
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mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.
by RVLambo February 1, 2009
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Mathius

Mathius is usually pretty funny but acts stupid. he probably is though. he is a huge gamer and always is cussing
Wow look at Mathius.-friend
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math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.
He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.
by lovEdrUnkduCk12 January 14, 2022
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