chain mail

mail you want to spam which most of the time you do. its pesky. kill it. stop sending it.

you read this, you will get kissed on Friday. B R E A K I T and your crush will ask someone else out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don't send this to at least 10 people, by at least 1 am, you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. Just copy, paste and you will get kissed on Friday. DONT send it back to the person who sent it to you TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear- this is a chain mail

by scream aim and FIRE January 22, 2009

Fix the Mailbox

A polite way to say you need to go jack off.

Sorry, I can’t ride with you to the store, I have to fix the mailbox.

by Truthteller85 September 22, 2018

Marilena

The greatest love of my life.

I have never loved another woman as I love Marilena!

by The love of her life (I hope so!) April 5, 2005

daily mail

some garbage newspaper that paperboys
have to deliver

bloody daily mail garbage

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

Junk Mail

See: Brett Favre

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?

by bukowsky October 19, 2010

daily mail

A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.

Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.

by StrawberryUtopia October 18, 2009

FWunk mail

Jokes, pics, chain mails, plastic bottle warnings, "girl-power" poems, etc that friends forward en masse. Often labeled "this is funny!" or "a must read" but seldom are either. The worst fwunk mails end with the instruction to forward it to your friends and the person who sent it.

If my parents send me one more Obama fwunk mail I'm forcing them out of retirement.

by MyBears34 April 5, 2009