Milo

Somebody I'm asking to homecoming this week like nonplatonicallyyyy who is probably gonna say no and think I'm weird :)

"Wow, you asked Milo to homecoming?"
"Yeah, he said no lmao"

by Mettamaka September 25, 2021

Milo

nickname for someone that is a bully

Diana: watch out for milo! He is going to bully you as he does to me
Person: Oh no I hate bullies!

by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer October 1, 2021

Milo

milo is a name of a cheating lying ass bitch who deserves no happiness in their life😮😍

" That's my ex, we broke up a week ago because he lost feelings but he lied, cheated on me, ignored me constantly, played victim in everything, and never cared about me."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, their name must be Milo."

"Yep."

by my name is dee's sir October 5, 2021

Milo

An extremely loud human being, who likes to flex their skinny abs and talk about how big their chode is. Starts every sentence with "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Always manspreads and wears the same cheap green Air Forces. Posts himself cutting down trees on Instagram.

Shut the fuck up. You're being such a Milo right now.

by ~Your pseudonym~ November 16, 2021

Milo

The guy in my last period. Pretty quiet, nice to look at, but hard to talk to. Of course everyone wants to be friends with him, after all we all have out fantasies. To me he looked like someone easy to be friend, since he didnt seem like he had many options. I tried to talk to him, but i just couldnt. Theres nothing special about him but for some reason im attracted to u. I didnt like u i just wanted to be boy and girl best friends, like in the shows and movies, i wanted someone who i was secretly crushing on whilst having mutual feelings however that is just and image and idea of you. We had somewhat similar interests. You were just the guy i enjoyed seeing and wanted to befriend. We never had a friendship however i hope we could. Youre style is average and youre really only halfway decent looking but what are there so many people after you? Youre personality is dry anyways. Now it sounds like im slandering you, but im just wonder how any why i couldnt befriend u. Ive always bin shy and not so good at making friends but today i fear ive had my first crush in middle school. with all those red flags i ignored, its fine because “love” is blind.. right?

Milo, are you filipino??

danm milo u were mask fishing all this time

by thegirlyourmomkeepscalling November 21, 2021

Milo

Milo is a person who hides his emotions. They doesn't have a lot of friends but doesn't care.

Born depressed, has anxiety issues.
Not close to their father.

Born to be an depressed enby hoe.

Guy 1 : Who is this weird hottie ?
Guy 2 : Oh, yeah Milo is a weirdo...
Guy 1 : A hot weirdo.

by Milobscene November 21, 2021

Milo

Milo is an amazing person, very funny, with a huge sex, very kind, who makes all women fall in love with him. He is good at everything and is adorable with those he loves. He is also very religious and despite all the girls at his feet, he remains devout and prays. Be like Milo.

Milo is better than messi.

by milodelima1 November 21, 2021