do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003

Two-Match Sweater

A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.

Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!

by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009

Dark Match

A dark match, in professional wrestling terms, is a match that is not televised. It is strictly for a match for the fans in attendance.

#1: "Last night, I went to a WWE Smackdown show. The main event was a dark match."

#2: "Huh? I didn't see it. What are you talking about?"

#1: "They didn't televise the match, dumbass. It was for the audience."

by Uneasy November 13, 2009

Dribble Match

(n) The female equivalent of a 'pissing contest.' When girls get together and discuss great things they have seen and done whilst trying to one up another.

Girl 1: "I am going to China this spring.'
Girl 2: "I love going to China! We went there on our way to Tibet."
Girl 3: "Awww....so lucky! I can't go to China this year because (insert husbands name) can't get away from work for so long so we can only go to Spain."
Girl 1 and 2: "Awww...maybe next year."

Dribble Match

by negator July 27, 2012

hygiene death match

a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.

I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.

by Sean-Ders March 30, 2013

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

Wager Match

A game mode in Call of Duty 7, (Black Ops) where you bet money at the start (the amount depends if you go normal weak end roller or high end roller, and you can also double down) and if you come in the top 3 you can win some of that money back. There are 4 different types of wager matches.
1: Gun Game-You start with a pistol, and every kill you get moves you up to a better gun. However, if you get knifed, you get demoted to your last weapon. There are 20 guns to go through. As soon as you get a kill with all the guns, you win.
2: Sticks and Stones- You have 4 weapons: Ballistic knife(100 pts. Per kill), Explosive Tip Crossbow (100 pts. Per kill), Knife (25 pts. Per kill), and Tomahawk (10 pts. Per kill, but bankrupts the victim.) You win by having the most points after
time expires.
3: Sharpshooter- All players start with a random gun, and every 45 seconds, the gun changes. You win by having the most kills in the time limit.
4: One in the Chamber- You have a pistol with one round and each player is rewarded with a bullet after every kill. If you kill someone you take their bullet. You only have 3 lives.

N00b: Sharpshooter is the best wager match, without a doubt.
Cool Cat: Gtfo dude, sticks and stones ftw.

by Alejandro Pablo Orlando Romero November 29, 2010