Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
Get the Hobo Magicianmug. code that is completely open sourced but is extremely complex and provides no documentation, making it incredibly hard for people to understand how it works and borderline impossible to improve or add further functionality to it
Engineer 1: "Hey, did you check that new pull request I put up?"
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."
by shodanTLTWB November 17, 2025
Get the Dark Magician Softwaremug. Someone who keeps his virginity for 30 years or more than 30 years.
And there is an internship period
A Japanese manga series was named Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
And there is an internship period
A Japanese manga series was named Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
I am now 28, and in the period of a two-year internship as a magician. But I can end it at any time.
by 25yomagician July 10, 2024
Get the Magicianmug. “i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”
“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
by $exyMagician$assistant October 22, 2022
Get the Dick Magicianmug. It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.
idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"
by Zelex August 31, 2018
Get the Magicianismmug. A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.
by Gluestickglobal January 12, 2010
Get the Magician's Assistantmug. "damnn aashia scott how did you make my balls disappear with your mouth so quick? are you a meatball magician or something??"
by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022
Get the meatball magicianmug.