TheEvilLotionCollector's definitions

meatball magician

a hoe that can make you and your homie's testicles dissappear with zero effort

"aashia scott was an amazing meatball magician, she made both of my white balls disappear without any hassle!"

"damn aa'shia, the way u swallowed those nuts, I would've thought you majored in being a meatball magician at college!!"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022

meatball magician

a person that is highly talented with magical meatball handling techniques.

"damnn aashia scott how did you make my balls disappear with your mouth so quick? are you a meatball magician or something??"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022

lotion collector

Someone who has an unusual amount of skin moisturizer for unknown reasons

"Tim was hella awkward around the hoes, he had to become a lotion collector"

by TheEvilLotionCollector May 13, 2022