winter madness

When, in the winter you got to pee and you are wearing two pairs of long underwear and heavy pants. Your fingers are freezing and when you try to get your frozen little dick out of your pants it doesn’t reach past all the clothing because it is a shriveled little joke.

I got to pee and I have a bad case if winter madness.

by Blue Bu May 6, 2018

Masturbation Madness March

A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.

Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!

Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.

by abr3948 January 1, 2019

you’re a madness

Commonly used in Britain to refer to an attractive female to let them know they are outstanding

“Not being funny but you’re a madness, like, dammmmnnn”

by Nigha trigha February 11, 2018

Minor March Madness

Inspired by No Nut November, Destroy Dick December, and Masturbation Mania May, we have the holy month of rape

Man I can't wait for Minor March Madness, I love me some kiddos

by sheldon_o December 7, 2018

Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness

The best album from Coheed and Cambria so far. The melodies are fucking amazing and the guitar work blows my mind. I don't know how they do it. This is the kind of album you NEVER stop listening to.

Everyone should go buy Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness when it comes out the 20th!!!!!!!!!! Dont be a fucking bootlegger like me :(

by BDALE4LIFE September 24, 2005

space madness

noun: severe coricidin addiction steming from the feeling of "being in space" that high doses of DXM in the form of coricidin cough and cold will give you specificly refering the the attendant insanity that comes with a coricidin addiction also coming from an episode of ren and stimpy.

"man frank really has space madness"

by fred c hastings May 20, 2005

Tuna Melt Madness

The chunky and violent bouts of diarrhea one suffers after having a spoiled tuna melt sandwich. Particularly common when the sandwich is smothered in extra mayonaisse. Classified by offensive odors and unreal sounds emitted from the rectum.

Man, I had some serious Tuna Melt Madness going on last night.

by Senor Cock Tease January 5, 2003