macrohard onfire

the opposite of microsoft office
macro - micro
hard - soft
on - off
fire - ice

bro 1 - "dude i just realized. macrohard onfire is the opposite of microsoft office"
bro 2 - "brooooo"

by dawagabriel January 19, 2022

sleeping macho

v. to sleep with only a white t-shirt on and no underpants

I was sleeping macho and my dog started licking my ass

by turkeyloafer July 13, 2007

cunt macaroni

Poorly made Macaroni and cheese,made by wife or mother.

I don't want this cunt macaroni.

by Trebor Relty May 21, 2008

Macros

Noun. A term used by fitness people, usually bodybuilders, to describe the protien, fats, and carbs they must meet or stay under every damn day if they want to get results.

Man, I really want that pizza, but it doesn't fit into my macros for today.

by The Gym Sensei November 13, 2013

Macaron

Tiny french sugar burgers. Popular among white girls and pompous wealthy people.

"Wow, those macarons look delicious!"
"Yea but we don't have enough money."

by P1TPAT November 18, 2021

Macbook air

A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.

Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?

Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?

Macbook air owner: Huh?

by PepsiDude002 December 21, 2008

Macho Row

If you go out of your way to find heavy objects to lift, red meat to eat, and do whatever you can to handle your business the best way you know how, then you are Macho Row. Notable members: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pat Tillman (RIP), Richard Kuklinski, John Rambo, Ronald Reagan, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Ray Lewis, The U.S. Armed Forces, Ted Kennedy, Robert DeNiro, The '72 Dolphins...

Dude, you just ate a 72oz steak, did 1000 push-ups, drank a handle of Jack, killed that guy with your bare hands and fucked his girlfriend...you are Macho Row.

by Macho Row February 28, 2008