Longer

What my dick is compared to yours!

Well I sure am longer than you!

by TecknoGEEK October 30, 2019

Longdrive

Getting that shlong .
Getting that D in your mans car.
A long drive gettin the sum dick.
A long car ride and dick ride.

Ammar:wanna go for a longdrive ?
Lyn: yesss

by Notxaii June 16, 2018

longer than forever

a couple term used to describe how long their love for each other will last.

Girl: "You guys are gonna last a long time."
Girlfriend: "I know. We promised each other we'd last longer than forever."

by Nikaeluh July 13, 2011

longer

Pronounced 'lon-juh', a longer is an Australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. Often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.

"Look at my longer!"
"No thanks."
"A clean drinker! I like that!"
"What?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

Longaround

The opposite of a shortcut; The longest way of going somewhere or doing something, the long way around.

We took a longaround to get to the mall.

by D-Rail September 6, 2008

Longarming

The act of a gentleman inserting his right arm, up to the elbow, into the rectal cavity of a friend. This act is only considered as Longarming if the gentleman in question is making a 'karate chop' shape with his hand and is making a face like he is straining to reach something on a high-up shelf.

Dude, I was doing some mad severe longarming with Ronald last night. I was reaching around in there like when Timothy Dalton is groping in the log holes in Flash Gordon.

by Professor S. L. Oug. July 26, 2009

Logarajan

Playboy

You’re such a Logarajan.

by sathyadbz November 11, 2018