lay loft

a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer

have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?

by Sexydimma May 26, 2015

Leftarded

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.

Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.

by Jax75 June 4, 2007

lotar

orcish word for honor
bg= warcraft, duh.

end3r turns in quest at orc npc
orc npc: "lotar! for the horde!"

by end3r beya February 3, 2005

lostasai

a ska band from ohio that really wants to be like Five Iron Frenzy.

Hey, that girl in Lostasai's in love with Reese!

by phil March 15, 2004

Lofald

A person who is overly agressive towards a penis. He craves
penis hourly, often seen in the mens restroom masturbating
while humming broadway show tunes. Also known to crave
Power Bagels with a peanut butter schmear.

"OOh Horvath how I miss your penis. I Lofald
vow to never touch another."

by Troy Smedley June 10, 2008

Lofia

A street crew in Philadelphia. Started out small in the 1600 block of Chestnut Street in Philadelphia, Pa. (The Lofts), which is now condemned.

LOFIA crew runnin' the streets again. Don't mess with LOFIA crew, they will hurt you.

by Joey LOFIA October 14, 2009

Dan lofts

This man is a lanky bastered who things they are better than everone, love coke and ket on thw weekend but possibly has a big cock not sure

Dan lofts is a god

by Rekorderlig February 8, 2021