Selective listening

Cherry picking only what you want to hear, ignoring the rest like a narcissistic douchebag.

Sally told Jim she wanted to break up with him but they could still have dinner on his birthday and Christmas but all Jim heard was they can still have dinner. He's selective listening, he thinks they're still

dating!

by Snakecharmer June 17, 2015

Easy Listening

Musical genre
Easy listening is a light or popular musical compositions, usually having a prominent melody and a quiet or blended arrangement.

Hey, have you ever listen to Micheal Bublé. Well, he usually makes Easy Listening music to soothe your virgin ears and he's really good at it.

by Vincent Pittman August 12, 2019

AaSiMaR Listener

Typically referred to as Listener-San, AaSiMaR Listener is the name for whoever is being talked to in an ASMR roleplay. They are generally portrayed as an extremely kind person to the point it leaves many people baffled by their existence. They are often shown passive enough to strike up conversation with a stranger who woke them up sneaking into their house like they were invited, accepting enough to not question the existence of any sort of supernatural creature for more than 10 seconds, naïve enough to accept an engagement from someone they just met, to give a few examples. There are many instances of them seeing normally invisible beings like ghosts and they rarely are shown to be incapable of such.

Youtube comments on a video where AaSiMaR Listener found a strange book:
Commenter: How the heck did this guy manage to accidently summon a succubus and then make her fall in love within 15 minutes?!
Reply: That's just Listener-San for ya.

by WDinATX January 5, 2022

You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"It means you don’t listen."

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

by somedaysomehow October 22, 2023

Do You Listen To Girl In Red?

Do you listen to girl in red is code for are you lesbian. Girl in Red is an Artist that most lesbians listen to. bi or pan girls also listen to girl in red, so they'll respond with, "yes and no. like I listen to sweater weather"

Bi/Pan girl: Do you listen to girl in red?
Lesbian: Yes
Lesbian: Do you?
Bi/Pan girl: Yes and no. I listen to sweater weather.

by Rae Grey September 28, 2020

Alright, listen up.

A lot of people spam the dont accept button for most words and its annoying. You should actually read the word instead of instantly unaccepting it. Thats just mean.

Alright, listen up. Read the definition above please and tell people who do that to just stop because its mean.

by Spaoggers April 21, 2020

Listen to a movie

What you say to your girl. When one of you goes the the others house. Saying " What movie should we listen to?" mean that person has plans to something else (kissing, sex and other acts, etc) while the movie is playing.

Jim: " ya so me don't ask me what happens in Rogue One . Karen and I just listened to the movie (Listen to a movie) on our date."
Anthony: "Duuuuuude. You're sick."

by Qing Wa January 4, 2017