legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.

Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.

by Rocking Robin June 18, 2023

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being legal

someone who is being legal

"look it's Corliss * I heard she sells drugs* but no one has caught her so she is being legal"

by ilymariahcarey December 03, 2020

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Legal-enough

When a person is under age of consent by only a slight margin.

Joe: "Hey John, I totally want to bang your sister"
John: "FUCK OFF JOE SHE'S ONLY 17"
Joe: "Legal-enough."

by samtoast November 06, 2015

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Legal Whore

An attorney - male or female - who will do absolutely anything for money, regardless of the moral, ethical, or legal implications.

Hartford attorney Marcia Mockley is a true legal whore; she represented a client and also provided sexual services to that client in exchange for money.

by legal beagle snoop May 26, 2011

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