Lead Pipe

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.

I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017

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Lead (Mindustry)

Lead is mostly used in liquid transport and electrical structures, also used in some defense turrets and builds

Lead (Mindustry) is a material mostly used in electrical and liquid transport structures, also used in some other structures

by Labbit 35 December 13, 2020

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tech lead

He is the tech lead. He is the source of all initiatives in a software project. Do not question anything he says. Do as he tells you. Because he is the tech lead. There is only one tech lead, even though some people might try to claim the title for themselves.

I am a tech lead, but I surely am not THE tech lead.

by GrassXMagnum July 31, 2019

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Catch Lead

To die, typically by a gun.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Person 2?"
Person 3: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "He caught lead last week."

Person 1: "Catch."
Person 2: "Catch what?"
Person 1: "Catch these hands!"
Person 2: "Catch lead!"

by EvergreenTrees October 19, 2021

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lead deficient

When someone is so pathetic, stupid, or annoying, they are lacking lead in their diet and need a dose of lead pills. Sometimes put into an acronym LDC (Lead Deficient Cunt) or the female term LDT (Lead Deficient Trollop). Normally these people are cured by one dose of pills. If in doubt, reapplying treatment is acceptable. Lead deficiency in people is very common and should be treated.

Fuck off Michael you lead deficient cunt.

by Werb69 September 29, 2021

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