Lansea

One who originates from North England and is typically a Chad

Damn bro did you see Brian the other day, he was a proper Lansea

by Middleman.oe June 6, 2021

Flippin' Laps

This occurs when you are driving around in a circular motion. Usually it occurs in small towns.

To flip laps you start at a starting point, usually a parking lot. From there you drive a few blocks, anywhere from 3-12. Then turn left or right, and keep turning that direction until you are back on the road you started on and return to the start point. This is a lap! Now continue doing this and you will be flippin' laps and all your friends will know it!

by Nickerbug May 4, 2010

midnight laps

Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.

Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.

"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"

"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"

by Jrockwhc June 29, 2012

Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.

Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"

by Bane78 May 30, 2013

Lappe

A cold-blooded creature found primarily in service related departments.

It has been known to attack on sight and customers should proceed with extreme caution. It has an extreme temper due to it being suppressed by it's spouse when of duty.
Furthermore it likes cookies and will kill you to get at them.

Look it's lappe. Run if you want to keep your data safe.

by Cricketmanne February 18, 2011

shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.

Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.

by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013

Running Laps

Running Laps is bending the rules for personal gain!

You running laps around my logic!

by Mix-Race Man On Road December 13, 2019