local expert

A neighbourhood expert (usually called Karen) who always interferes and is vocal about knowing what’s best

Karen on that Neighbourhood app is such a local expert, the annoying cunt

by Charlie Uniform November Tango April 7, 2020

local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022

Local Hooligan

someone who participates in mischievious acts such as coneing,soaping fountains or anything else that obstructs the normal flow of society.

local hooligan Shannanaganz, kelly

by Shannanaganz February 4, 2009

local anime boyfriend

Local Anime Boyfriend is a A Mixed African American Male, Named Devin. Pronounced Either Devin or Devon, He Radiates Big Dick Energy All The Time.

"Wow, its our Local Anime Boyfriend!"

by Jordan Shinobi August 31, 2018

Local bridge it

When someone wants to or has killed themselves by jumping off a bridge.
Originated in a school full of depressed people who laugh at their problems instead of dealing with them in a healthy and productive way.

Depressed person: "I'm gonna local bridge it at this rate"
Normal person: "There's a bridge you can jump from not far from here"

by ImNotJay February 18, 2019

local economy

Visiting a strip club, whore house, swingers club, adult video, or other sexual venue; usually in another city or in your local community when you are not accustomed to going to.

When Jim's wife goes on business trips, Jim and I put singles back into our local economy. His wife was once greatful for the local economy when she was a social worker in TJs.

by Frank Cuzzocrea April 13, 2006

Local Bitch

Your town bitch. You can always rely on this bitch to be a bitch. There are usually many in one town.

Daniel: Who’s that?

Tom: That’s Heather, she’s the Local Bitch.

by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019