left handed doflinky

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.

clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.

by john stodderd May 21, 2008

Left Shark

An endearingly awkward or incompetent person. Named for Katy Perry's off beat shark-costumed dancer at the Super Bowl halftime show, Feb. 1 2015.

My uncle is such a Left Shark dancer, he always ends up the most popular person at a party.

by TimTheBarGuy February 5, 2015

Left Cheek Sneak

To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.

"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"

by Eric Parma-John September 9, 2007

left lane lurker

An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.

I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.

by s2k ftw September 18, 2013

left cheek left cheek

It's from the movie Transformers

What cheek is your radio in? Left cheek left cheek!

by Jake camp July 4, 2016

Left toe

It is a slang way to say “I killed a squirrel”

Hey I left toed that bitch in the street

by Heydude12345 November 1, 2018

left flanks and lamb shanks

must be exclaimed prior to proceeding in a three-point shot from the left corner of the basketball court.

Left flank refers to the position of the shot taken

Lamb shank refers to the food that is redeemable after the left flank is taken

Watch me hit this left flanks and lamb shanks

by rosspapadakis June 19, 2019